Gentle cabrones:Some housekeeping, primeramente.Gracias for your patience in the delay of this canto — my laptop is faster and sturdier than ever before! (Shoutout to George from Fast Apple Repair in Irvine for the ever-quick, ever-affordable service.)Secondly, why didn't any of ustedes tell me that my canto...

Gentle cabrones:To paraphrase Henry Hill: As far back as I could remember, I always hated the Ku Klux Klan.First time I heard about them was late '80s or early '90s, back when KCOP-TV Channel 13 used to run sensationalistic documentaries on...

Gentle cabrones: The instructions were simple. Stay in my car. Expose my nose, but keep the mask on my mouth. A wire up one nostril, then another. The feeling was like a...