¡Ask a Mexican! on why Mexicans don’t want the coronavirus vaccine

Dear Mexican: Why aren’t Mexicans taking the coronavirus vaccine when they have the chance?

Not a Pandejo.

Dear Gabacho: Because too many of us are PANDEJOS PANDEJOS PANDEJOS!!! We’re the type of people who believe that Pedro Infante faked his death, that Thomas Alva Edison’s real name was Tomas Alvarado, and that the United States will one day like Mexicans. Is it any surprise we’d think coronavirus wouldn’t turn us into Bill Gates zombies?

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